Is Amouranth The Next Jeff Bezos?

Amouranth has made a giant investment into Amazon. It makes sense, Amazon owns Twitch, but what on earth is she up to?

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Oh, Jeff, what happened to your head? | © Amouranth / Jeff Bezos

Amouranth might be leaving OnlyFans, but she's been busy in a multitude of different ways. Mere weeks after she announced that she had invested a million bucks into Activision, under the guise of helping to solve the company's alleged sex discrimination problems, she announced another major investment.

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You really are waiting for us to get on with explaining exactly what Amouranth has purchased, aren't you? You're also not a fan of our rambling either, are you? Amouranth does some pretty whack stuff sometimes, god bless 'er!

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Amouranth Spends Absurd Amounts of Money on Amazon Stock

If you're one of Amouranth's many OnlyFans subscribers, I have some news for you: your money is now going towards Amazon. You know, the company that's famous for working people to near-death? Yeah, them. So... you're gonna have to act quick, or you might end up as Amouranths... only... fan... get it?

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Okay, in all seriousness, Amouranth picked up 500 shares of Amazon stock, which each go for $2169 USD. That means she would have spent about $1,084,000 USD in total. Wow, is Amouranth the new Bezos? Amouranth Bezos? I mean, he did divorce his wife a while back, and she clearly loves billionaires, so who knows!

Purchased 500 shares of $AMZN at $2169 (via preset limit order as I was definitely doing ‘a water sport” when it happened). Cost about $1,084,000.
Have limit orders in place for $AMZN, $GOOGL, $MSFT. My $2200 Google limit order within stone throwing distance... This is free money

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Evan Williams

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