Pokémon Unite: Glitch Adds Nudity

Pokemon Unite Nude Glitch — Well, interesting | © The Pokémon Company

A hilarious glitch brings us nudity in Pokémon Unite. Well, not any nudity. Pokémon nudity, what were you thinking of? Here's the whole story.

Well, I thought I've seen it all. You thought you've seen it all as well? Let me say this: Welcome to the Internet. Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. Ever wondered what is under Machamp's shorts? No? You're gonna learn it anyway.

Most Pokémon have no visible sex organs, just imagine Pikachu with his little... HEY, HEY! This is a kids show, now stop it. However, Machamp gets a special treatment, since he wears shorts. So does that mean he has to hide something?

Pokémon Unite Glitch Shows Machamp Naked

You're goddamn right, he has. Pantless Machop evolves into bigger Machoke and then he needs to cover his... interesting parts somehow. And final form Machamp also wears shorts.

Ok, I need to say this. If you're getting turned on right now, you may have a very serious problem. But: No kink shaming. Speaking of but(t), you will see Machamps ass - so if you're in any way triggered by that, just read our Pokémon guides and you should be fine.

You're still here. Alright, then I assume there is no turning back. I'm thinking of another bad "back" and "turning" joke, but let's just skip that.

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— (@hukuro_unagi) July 22, 2021

As you can see, thanks to hukuro_unagi, this is how Machamps butt looks like. I mean, just think about that. Who in the world came up to this poor employee and was like: "Son, listen. I need you to create this 3D model of Machamp as a nude Pokémon - and afterwards he can wear his pants."

Why? How did he...? Again: Why? So many questions. I'd say: This article used confusion. It's super effective!