There's Official Pokemon ASMR... Perversion or Nah?

You thought Pokemon already conquered every form of everything? Think again - Pokemon ASMR is here now.

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Don't you just wanna.... listen... | © Pokemon Company

You know, on the surface, this job sounds fun: We write about video games, entertainment, and basically all the sh*t we enjoy in our spare time anyway. Still, we stress just like everybody else, and, unlike everybody else, some of us would rather relax to Pokemon ASMR rather than Amouranth licking the microphone. Well... now those specific few of us are getting our wishes fulifilled.

Pokemon ASMR Is Taking Over YouTube

If you want to enjoy some Pokemon ASMR, like Chespin eating a bunch of cookies that are more colorful than the Beatles wildest LSD trip, then look no further than the video linked above.

Are we surprised that Pokemon is entering the ASMR realm? Uhm... hell yeah. The Pokemon shooter was already wild enough, but this is some next level sh*t.

If you're more of a Pokemon fan than an ASMR fella, then you might not be familiar with the trend: Beyond tights, cleavage, and licking, ASMR is actually a tool to help people relax, and it stands for "autonomous sensory median response". Yeah, there's your trivia brag for the day. For people responsive to it, ASMR creates a tingling response in the back of their head, neck and spine. For those indulging in Amouranth's ASMR, it creates a tingling sensation elsewhere... though maybe this 30 minute ASMR of Charmander sleeping by the fire also does it for you.

Aside from Charmander and Chespin, there are Pokemon ASMR videos of Pikachu, Squirtle and man others, and since the videos are officially published by the Pokemon Company, there is no risk of them being taken down. Yay.

Amidu Njiemoun

Amidu is a Brunel University graduate, and former published novel & screenplay writer turned gaming journalist and show host. He was a Senior Content Creator and Content Co-Lead at EarlyGame....